What's This On My Hand?

Giddy

I was walking along the street today and a girl walked passed (I walk pretty slow, lol).

She had an ipod in her pocket with some sort of ribbon attached to it, so the ribbon hung out of her pocket.

She also had a pony tail.

I thought it was a funny sight, watching her walk along with her ribbon tail and pony tail head tail bobbing away. Funny and cute. She was hot.

For some reason she turned around suddenly. She caught me smiling at her.

She smiled back.

She asked me what I was smiling about.

I told her. I added, "you look like a really elegant horse."

She didn't like that.

Bad Joke

So I used to be friends with Madeline McCann. We used to SMS each other heaps.

But then something happened and I had to stop our friendship. Because I only get free texts Virgin-to-Virgin...