Hello Ween

So I'm going to a Halloween party tonight.

I'm a woman with long hair so I thought I'm going as a witch since I have to (it's in the bible of long-haired women).


Hey Jobe! Did you call us?

Whoops. Nah. Sorry guys!

No worries, Jobe!

Howdy Stranger

Lately I've been looking for better way of masturbating.

A friend of mine said that I should try sitting on my hand until it falls asleep, then wank. He said it's like a stranger's wanking you off.

But I'm impatient.

Instead of the stranger, I got wanked off by the "casual acquaintance I'm friends with on Facebook".