Cop a Spray
I did some research, and the ingredients of a normal spraytan are things like Stabilized Aloe Vera Gel, Dihydroxyacetone, FD&C Yellow #5, Glycerin, D&C Green #5, FD&C Red #40, Sorbitol, Ethoxydiglycol, SD Alcohol 40-A, D&C Red #33, Polysorbate-20, DMDM hydantoin, Citric Acid, FD&C Yellow #6.
How the fuck do you make that organic?
Oh, was the dihydroxyacetone grown by a one-armed Tibetan vegan farmer that didn’t use pesticides? Great! Strip me down and spray me up!