Home, Home on the Range

I was talking to a friend about why we moved out of home.

He said for him it was to get more independence and take the next step to becoming an Adult (TM).

For me it was because I couldn't bring hotbabes home for sex. My parents were cool with it, but I found it really embarrassing when they'd yell "you're doing it wrong" through the wall.

And also because I won lotto and purchased a mansion that only had one bedroom.

The Breakup Didn't Go According to Plan

"We can't go on like this."
"Why not?"
"We're two different people. I like the winter, you like the summer."
"But we don't have to. I have ducted air conditioning and heating at my place!"
"Really? I've never see you put it on."
"It's really expensive to run!"