Random Thoughts While...

Taking the hotbabe home after our firstdate together to go and see Avatar and finding out she's a bit of a slut and is willing to fuck me on the firstdate even though the date didn't go that well and all we really did was see a movie which meant we didn't talk for 3 hours so we couldn't form an sort of bond that would mean fucking me on a firstdate is anything close to acceptable and isn't she concerned that I just took a piss before we left so my dick probably smells and tastes like pee?...

• This is nice.
• I bet she has "issues" to be letting me do this to her.
• I wonder if I can bond with her like in the Avatar movie by inserting my penis in her hair. LOL that would be most hilarious!
• Nope, she won't allow it.
• Yet she still wants to fuck me?
• Man, I really need to date less desperate women.

Random Thoughts While... Watching Avatar (Spoilers or some such alert (but not alarm))

• Oh, time to put the 3D glasses on.
• Wait, no, this trailer isn't in 3D. Glasses off.
• Some people still have their glasses on. What do I do? I feel so self conscience of the glasses situation right now.
• Okay, definitely time to put the glasses on now.
• This dead brother thing seems unnecessarily morbid. Surely they could have done this without having to resort to death.
• Oh, wait, I get it now. They resort to death because it's a human thing. LOL us humans are so stupid.
• Trying to think of a lamer name for an expensive metal than 'unobtainium'.
• Unable to think of a lamer name for an expensive metal than 'unobtainium'.
• Shit, missed half of the movie trying to think of a lamer name for an expensive metal than 'unobtainium'.
• Wow, Penelope Cruz looks hot in this.
• Come to think of it, it would be nice to know what unobtainium is used for that makes it so valuable.
• Man, sure have to pee. I hope this is a short movie.
• And I bet it would cost less than $20m/kg if they didn't mine this shit from a distant planet that took years to get to.
• I think it's about to finish now.
• Oh shit the stuff is totally coming right at me, etc, omg, etc.
• I wonder if they can re-shoot Evil Dead in 3D so we can see the tree rape scene in 3D. That'd be sweet, it'd totally be like getting raped by a tree.
• Wow, these plot holes jump right out of the screen at you.
• Still not over. Need to pee. 2 hours gone, must be close to finishing.
• Still going, need to pee. Didn't factor in 20 minutes of trailers into equation. Probably only another 20 mins to go. 30 mins max.
• I wonder if the line "they think their deity will protect them" was a deliberate wording to avoid the religious types taking affront at the sentence "they think their God will protect them"?
• I think it must be bad that if you're trying so hard to not pee that your penis starts to quiver.
• Shit, I hope I don't damage my vas deferens holding this pee in.
• Sure could go a stew right now. Mmmm stew.
• Waiting for a break in the action to pee. There isn't one. DAMN THIS NON-STOP ACTION.
• Pretty much everyone died. It's cool being all fired up for fighting and shit, but AT WHAT COST, Sam Worthington? At what cost?
• Thank Deity it's finally over! I'm going to unleash a violent torrent of urine.
• LOL urinating. Such a human thing. We suck!

She Does WHAT?

I heard about this girl that sells seashells down by the sea shore.

She needs to get a new business plan, because, man, there are heaps of seashells down there that are free.

Comment of the Week

Well guys, it was another hotly contested contest for Comment of the Week this week, but one comment just edged out the others.

The winning comment is:
"Yeah, unfortunately, none of us have received any royalty cheques for over 15 years. We're unemployed because we're typecast, not because we're rich....
But thanks for the little sister comment. ;-)"
on THIS four year old post.

And the winning commenter is (I shit you not) Sarah Monahan, who played the young daughter in that awesome show, Hey Dad...

Congrats on your award, Sarah!

A joke I wrote a few months ago but is no longer relevant

Hey guys.

Just letting you know that because of the credit crunch financial crisis WTOMH will only open at night until further notice.