Entry for Some

"Hey dude."
"Hey."
"Been drinking a bit tonight?"
"Nope, nothing."
"Are you sure?"
*laughs*
"Pretty sure."
"Hmmm..."
"..."
"So what did you drink with dinner then?"
"I had soup, so nothing."
"Nothing?"
"Yeah. I mean, soup is kind of a drink in itself."
"I bet it is."
"So can I go in?"
"Your answer was a bit... practised..."
"What?"
"Your answer was very quick."
"I'm just talkin' about soup, man."
"Yeah, I bet you are."
"..."
"Yeah, you can go in. But I'll be watching..."