No Fly Zone
A fly was bothering me the other day (facially).
I kept brushing it away, but it didn't take the hint. Stupid fly, I don't want to hang out with you!
I kept brushing it away, but it didn't take the hint. Stupid fly, I don't want to hang out with you!
posted by Ben at 5:46 PM
7 Comments:
Ben, I am going to rape your dog.
Hey thanks but I don't have a dog.
If you're a chick you can rape my penis with your vagina if you want. Like, even if you're unattractive or even fat I'll probably still be down...
Let me know!
Are you thinking of getting a dog anytime soon perhaps?
Not really. My apartment block doesn't allow dogs, as far as I'm aware.
I'm not a dog "person" anyway, really.
If you have to rape something I guess you can use my fruit bowl?
How about midgets dressed as scooby doo? Or is your apartment complex a heightest regiem as well?
You know what, I'm not sure. I'd so no but there aren't any short people in the block.
I'll run it by them at the next strata meeting.
I like MLK, dream of a world where I can rape a midget dressed as a dog from within the safe and loving confines of such a fine apartment complex as yours
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