I can't wait to see Streetdance 30

Haven't seen Streetdance 1-29 yet though. I hope I don't miss out on important back stories.

Frequent Asked Questions

Lately, a lot of important people (media, politicians, CEOs, bloggers) have been asking me if the Resource Super Profit Tax is going to adversely impact the profit from this blog.

I just want to go on record and say that the RSPT will in NO WAY impact the bottom line of this blog. Guidance for the 2010/11 and 11/12 financial years remains totally unchanged.

Conditional Love

"Will you be friends with my pants?"
"Sure, I could be friends with your pants and you."
"No, just my pants. I don't want to be friends."
"But you're very attractive and kind of zany so I'd like to be friends with you."
"The deal is what it is."
"Okay."
"Great. My pants would like to tell you about the time they felt alienated as a teenager."
"Oh."
"Then afterwards I will notice that you were very caring and sympathetic when listening to this story and the pants will introduce you to me and we'll hit it off and probably go home together."
"Neat."
"The story has started. Pay attention."

I'm Social...

"Hey again!"
"Hey, Jobe!"
"So what's new?"
"Not much. Hey, so when are you gonna show me a photo of yourself?"
"I dunno....."
"Come on!"
"Hmm. Okay. But be gentle."
"Promise."
"Do you want the one of me with the knife or the one without the knife?"
"Umm...? Without?"
"I'll level with you, there are only pictures with knives..."
"Oh..."

I love chatting to girls that have well grammar!

Harsh, but fair
Harsh Butt Fair