You're My Wonderwhore

"Man, that chick was an oasis."

"What, she disappeared when you got close to her?"

"No, you're getting confused with a mirage. she was good for a while but then she screwed herself constantly and it just got boring and annoying."

"Hahahaha LOL!"

Mouthing Off (The Fat)

Whoa!

It's like there's a Zumbo class in my mouth and everyone's feeling the burn!

Advice Grip

Today, someone advised me to "dance like noone's watching".

That's rubbish.

My advice: "Dance like someone's watching, and you want to really impress them with your wicked dancing moves."

FAQ

Q: The story.

A: That isn't a question. Please don't use the FAQ email address hotline for non-questions.

FAQ

Q: Can we hear it?

A: Hear what?

FAQ

Q: What happened the first time love tore them apart? Were they surprised?

A: It's actually a really funny story.