Ginger Beer

It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's invited, but unlike real life people actually turned up!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA

MY SEX IS FLAME RETAAAAARDANT

(been working on this joke since 2009. Happy with it now)

FAQ

Q: Is Jennifer Lopez still Jenny from the block, or has something changed since we last got confirmation of it?

My New Thing

Every time I have unprotected sex (which is often, lol) and I cum, I like to yell "CHK CHK WOMB!"

Girls like me for my sense of humour/smell.