I came home from work today and the girl in the flat next door was having a "girls night" with her "girls".
Just as I was at my door, they came out of their door.
In the interests of smalltalk and neighbourly relations, I decided to comment on the nice smell of Chinese food in the air.
"Something smells good. What are you ladies having for dinner?"
At that point, one of them (obviously drunk) steps forward and shrieks "WE'RE EATING EAT OTHER'S PUSSIES! I BET YOU WISH YOU KNEW WHAT THAT TASTED LIKE EY NERD!"
And they all laughed. Because I am a nerd. A fat nerd. That's the worst kind of nerd! And that kind of nerd stereotypically doesn't know a lot about the vagines of attractive women.
By something came into my head:
"Damn. If your vaginas smell like Chinese food then something is seriously wrong. Get that shit checked out. Seriously."
It was just like the Big Bang Theory!
One of them nearly threw up.