Race-er Thin

So I hate my girlfriend for her being white. I want a caramel girlfriend.

So last night while she slept I cut her skin off. I'm hoping that it grows back darker.

Whore-der

Looking forward to this 'Female Hoarders' show.

I think it's going to be much better than the show about people that hoard garbage and trauma.

Nailed

I never said what animal I wanted to fuck you like.

That was your fault for not asking.