In Development

My new meteorological horror movie, "I Know What the Average Rainfall Was Last Summer (and every summer before that since recording began)"

Hope you guys check it out and enjoy it.

New Guidelines. Please RT

I just got the new guidelines or what strangers are allowed to say to one another in public.

You'll be pleased to know that "got any change?" and it's variations are still in.

New removals this year are:
- Your fly is undone
- I think you dropped this
- Would you like any drinks with that?
- Please, take my seat, pregnant old handicapped person

Eye contact, which not totally banned, is not recommended.

You Wouldn't Believe It! (Even If You Pretended)

I went out with this girl and one thing led to another... which led to another thing... which led to another thing... which led to another thing... Man, what a crazy night!