Cheeping Las Vegas

I want to remake Leaving Las Vegas but with chicken skin instead of alcohol and hookers.

But there will also be alcohol.

No need for hookers, I'll just grasp chicken skin loosely over my shaft and replicate the feeling.

Apollo... Geez!

So sorry for the lack of postage lately.

I've been busy learning a new language so I can go to a foreign country and buy a stamp without having self confidence issues (ed: lol: pun, you'll never get over your... oh.... wait... postage... I get it...).

Or Fantastic

Sign of a good time:

"And it was the most orphans I'd ever done in one night..."