Cuntroach

I was wandering around my house and I saw a cockroach walk into my room.

I followed this cockroach of unknown gender and could not find it. Yes, blogspot, it had disappeared!

I was happy to let this slide. As long as it didn't act like a cunt I wouldn't really care.

But I come back later and THE MOTHER FUCKER HAS WINGS AND IS FLYING AROUND.

Not part of the deal, fuckhead.