I got arrested for some crimes yesterday so I got taken to the station and interviewed.

The cop interviewing me was really hard-hitting (his name was Officer Cushioned Blow) and he was trying really hard to make me say I did all of the crimes.

At one point he said I better admit to the crimes or I'll be playing "spin the soap" in prison.

I think he meant it as a deterrent but, man, I love games and I like the idea of the forced interaction that prison brings since normally people all leave when I ask to play games with them. Then I have to kill them and it wastes a lot of my day.