I was wandering around my house and I saw a cockroach walk into my room.
I followed this cockroach of unknown gender and could not find it. Yes, blogspot, it had disappeared!
I was happy to let this slide. As long as it didn't act like a cunt I wouldn't really care.
But I come back later and THE MOTHER FUCKER HAS WINGS AND IS FLYING AROUND.
Not part of the deal, fuckhead.