Bee Minus

"Watch out, there are bees down there," she warned, warning me of bees.

"I wish she was hotter," I thought.

Cuntroach

I was wandering around my house and I saw a cockroach walk into my room.

I followed this cockroach of unknown gender and could not find it. Yes, blogspot, it had disappeared!

I was happy to let this slide. As long as it didn't act like a cunt I wouldn't really care.

But I come back later and THE MOTHER FUCKER HAS WINGS AND IS FLYING AROUND.

Not part of the deal, fuckhead.

Race Bore

I met civil rights hero Rosa Parks once.

She wouldn't let me fuck her in her brown section.

What a snob...